Fulfillment

This was in a conversation with Anna about dreams and living a fulfilling life.

"Who says you only need to do one thing to live a fulfilled life?'

Dig it

This beautiful line came from a recent conversation with tori. I'll let it speak for itself.

"You dig yourself into holes because you have a nice shovel you like to use."

Mmmm Food

This is another line that came out of Political Theatre, this one was done by Professor Steir. This one came out of our discussion on morality, and how she was having dinner with a person at a dinner theatre show, and the person said,

"Your morality is on your plate."

Politics

This line came out of my Political Theatre class, which is actually turning out to be more fun that originally anticipated. Any way, this line was used by Patrick, but he quoted it from somewhere else. Either way, its a good line.

"There are two things that you don't want to know how they are made: Laws and Sausages."

Lifetime Channel

I have never seen the Lifetime channel, I only know of it through brief glimpses while changing channels. So while doing homework in the Basement with Niki and Lindsay another chick walks in and turns the TV on and changes the channel to Lifetime. About 5 minutes later the chick walks out and at that part of the movie a guy breaks into a hotel room where a man and woman are staying, it was at this point that Lindsay remembers what happens after some thinking.

"I think she gets raped... Wait its Lifetime, so she get raped."

McLovin

This was in a recent Eric Escapade. Eric was standing handing out tokens in front of the Neo-Futurists, and a chick walks up to him and asks, "are you McLovin?" His response....

"I'm not, but I can McLovin."

A cafe whatawhat

This is one of the best doozies from Design Workshop. This particular creation was from Ben. Its what many elementary schools have, and is a very descriptive name.

"Its a Cafegymachurchatorium. A Cafeteria, Gym, Church and Auditorium all in one place. "

Oh Theatre....

This wonderful liner came from a long night of homework, and not just any homework, it was text analysis, and a design project both for theatre classes. It was in this state that I had a wonderful revelation about my life in theatre.

"I have a love-hate relationship with theatre, it hates me and I love it."

Circle answer....

This was another doozy from Design Workshop. Half way through the class the professor asked this wonderful question, "what is rough?" This was what Ben answered.

"Its not smooth."

Hopeless Design

This came out of the hell that is design workshop. Sarah attempted to answer a question that was posed by the professor and even though it was the correct answer, he said it was wrong. But then about a half minute later he said the exact same answer that she had just given. It was through this that this awesome line came out.

"The correct answer is incorrect, and the incorrect answer is still incorrect."

Alone?

I was sitting outside a McDonalds, and I must say it was quite cold out there, and this college aged lady walks by and asks if I would like some company, since I was alone. This was my response.

"I am never alone, there is always someone talking to me, you just may not always see them."

Feel Good

In a recent conversation with a friend who is down right now, I offer to go hang out, after being told to stay put, I say this...

"Your loss, you don't get to hang out with the best feel good drug in town."

Englishman?

This was a doozy from the stress that is finals week, Lucie: Sleep deprived, high on caffeine but falling fast has the thinking power to ask a question, but it isn't the smartest question out there.... Who ever said there is no such thing as a stupid question better read this one carefully, its the perfect example.

"The Englishman, is he English?"

Foood

Lindsay and I were walking up to the "L" and a train had just gotten to the station, I suggested that we hurry up, cause we could get food faster. She then says this...

"If it is the creepiest guy on the train handing out food, I'm in."

The English Man

Lindsay and myself went to the Art Institute, were, while inside we stumbled on an English Guy, about our age, who could adequately explain a sculpture in the new modern art wing. Well, Lindsay invited him to come with us to Millennium Park, when we got there, and he saw the Bean, he said this...

"That is one massive bean, I'm just waiting for Jack's Bean Stalk to come flying up out of the ground."

Dirty Jobs....

This wonderful one liner is from Lindsay, Talking about her role as a dirty person...

"I should be on a show called dirty jokes with lindsay and mike rowe could guest host

life goal? I think so"

Friendship

This Came up in a conversation with Tori....

"I am good friends with many people, I get passed around alot, I feel like a joint."

A Continuation

This one liner is from a Status Update on Facebook, My friend did not like having to come down from her emotional high, I added this line as a way of showing a light behind the fall...

"It is from coming down from that high that we can see truthfully again."

A Meaningful Line

This was in a conversation with Lauren. I do not know how this trully came up, but it is a good meaningful one.

"The only way to continue on a journey is one foot infront of the other"

The First One Liner

This was a one liner that I said to Kristi explaining my current life choice of a Cold LIfestyle.

"I love the cold, I would move to Alaska if it wasn't a social death sentence."