Alone?

I was sitting outside a McDonalds, and I must say it was quite cold out there, and this college aged lady walks by and asks if I would like some company, since I was alone. This was my response.

"I am never alone, there is always someone talking to me, you just may not always see them."

Feel Good

In a recent conversation with a friend who is down right now, I offer to go hang out, after being told to stay put, I say this...

"Your loss, you don't get to hang out with the best feel good drug in town."

Englishman?

This was a doozy from the stress that is finals week, Lucie: Sleep deprived, high on caffeine but falling fast has the thinking power to ask a question, but it isn't the smartest question out there.... Who ever said there is no such thing as a stupid question better read this one carefully, its the perfect example.

"The Englishman, is he English?"

Foood

Lindsay and I were walking up to the "L" and a train had just gotten to the station, I suggested that we hurry up, cause we could get food faster. She then says this...

"If it is the creepiest guy on the train handing out food, I'm in."

The English Man

Lindsay and myself went to the Art Institute, were, while inside we stumbled on an English Guy, about our age, who could adequately explain a sculpture in the new modern art wing. Well, Lindsay invited him to come with us to Millennium Park, when we got there, and he saw the Bean, he said this...

"That is one massive bean, I'm just waiting for Jack's Bean Stalk to come flying up out of the ground."

Dirty Jobs....

This wonderful one liner is from Lindsay, Talking about her role as a dirty person...

"I should be on a show called dirty jokes with lindsay and mike rowe could guest host

life goal? I think so"

Friendship

This Came up in a conversation with Tori....

"I am good friends with many people, I get passed around alot, I feel like a joint."

A Continuation

This one liner is from a Status Update on Facebook, My friend did not like having to come down from her emotional high, I added this line as a way of showing a light behind the fall...

"It is from coming down from that high that we can see truthfully again."

A Meaningful Line

This was in a conversation with Lauren. I do not know how this trully came up, but it is a good meaningful one.

"The only way to continue on a journey is one foot infront of the other"

The First One Liner

This was a one liner that I said to Kristi explaining my current life choice of a Cold LIfestyle.

"I love the cold, I would move to Alaska if it wasn't a social death sentence."