Dig it

This beautiful line came from a recent conversation with tori. I'll let it speak for itself.

"You dig yourself into holes because you have a nice shovel you like to use."

Mmmm Food

This is another line that came out of Political Theatre, this one was done by Professor Steir. This one came out of our discussion on morality, and how she was having dinner with a person at a dinner theatre show, and the person said,

"Your morality is on your plate."

Politics

This line came out of my Political Theatre class, which is actually turning out to be more fun that originally anticipated. Any way, this line was used by Patrick, but he quoted it from somewhere else. Either way, its a good line.

"There are two things that you don't want to know how they are made: Laws and Sausages."

Lifetime Channel

I have never seen the Lifetime channel, I only know of it through brief glimpses while changing channels. So while doing homework in the Basement with Niki and Lindsay another chick walks in and turns the TV on and changes the channel to Lifetime. About 5 minutes later the chick walks out and at that part of the movie a guy breaks into a hotel room where a man and woman are staying, it was at this point that Lindsay remembers what happens after some thinking.

"I think she gets raped... Wait its Lifetime, so she get raped."

McLovin

This was in a recent Eric Escapade. Eric was standing handing out tokens in front of the Neo-Futurists, and a chick walks up to him and asks, "are you McLovin?" His response....

"I'm not, but I can McLovin."

A cafe whatawhat

This is one of the best doozies from Design Workshop. This particular creation was from Ben. Its what many elementary schools have, and is a very descriptive name.

"Its a Cafegymachurchatorium. A Cafeteria, Gym, Church and Auditorium all in one place. "

Oh Theatre....

This wonderful liner came from a long night of homework, and not just any homework, it was text analysis, and a design project both for theatre classes. It was in this state that I had a wonderful revelation about my life in theatre.

"I have a love-hate relationship with theatre, it hates me and I love it."

Circle answer....

This was another doozy from Design Workshop. Half way through the class the professor asked this wonderful question, "what is rough?" This was what Ben answered.

"Its not smooth."

Hopeless Design

This came out of the hell that is design workshop. Sarah attempted to answer a question that was posed by the professor and even though it was the correct answer, he said it was wrong. But then about a half minute later he said the exact same answer that she had just given. It was through this that this awesome line came out.

"The correct answer is incorrect, and the incorrect answer is still incorrect."